Verse 1 (Mic Skills):
YOU KNOW MY NAME, YOU AIN’T GOTTA SAY IT, IT AIN’T A GAME
OBVIOUS YOU WENT AND GOT THE ALBUM, NOW YOU GOTTA PLAY IT
HEAVY ROTATION, I’VE BEEN SO PATIENT
NOW EVERY SHOW ENDS WITH A STANDING OVATION
I’M WAGGING A WAR, NO BATTLE
THE PRICE IS RIGHT, SET IN STONE NO HAGGLE
SO THE ROCK IS IN THE BUILDING NO FRAGGLE
SHARK IN THE WATER, I MOVE AROUND THE POOL SO AGILE
SO WHY YOU ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE?
WHEN YOU GUYS SMALL TIME LIKE BURGERS AT WHITE CASTLE/
SIX SLIDERS LET ME HAVE IT TO GO
SO FLY I HAD TO RADIO AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL
I’LL SAY FUCK IT
HOW AM I TRIPPIN’ I GOT ON THE PLANE AND YOU LOST MY LUGGAGE
YA’LL KNOW BETTER I’M A FREQUENT FLYER
AND I’M HOTTER THAN A LOT GUYS, GOT FREQUENT FIRE
HOOK:
I’M THE ILLEST, ILLEST
ILLEST, ILLEST
ILLEST, ILLEST
ILLEST, ILLEST
ILLEST
Verse 2 (Mic Skills):
I AM MORE ADVANCED THAN THE GAME BOY
THE BEST, UNLESS YOU’RE HUGH HEFNER DON’T PLAY BOY
I WORK ALL DAY, ALL THEY DO IS HATE BOY
WANNA BE EXTREME GET A TEAM AND LEARN TO SKATE BOY
OR LEARN HOW TO RIDE A BMX BIKE
DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE NOW OR WAIT FOR YOUR NEXT LIFE
EVERY MORNING I GET UP, FED UP
WITH PEOPLE THAT WOULD WASTE MY TIME IF WE EVER MET UP
SO WHY LET UP? WHEN I CAN DO IT BETTER
AND I’M PUSHING THE ENVELOPE WITH EVERY LETTER
THIS IS PROGRESSION IN MY PROFESSION
WHILE THE RADIO SOUNDING LIKE A FUNERAL PROCESSION
UNLESS YOU A YOUTH, IT’S A NEW DANCE LESSON
IF YOU OVER 21 GET A DRINK AND 2 STEP IT
BUT, BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND
IF YOU CAN’T DO IT THEN WATCH SOMEBODY THAT CAN
HOOK:
I’M THE ILLEST, ILLEST
ILLEST, ILLEST
ILLEST, ILLEST
ILLEST, ILLEST
ILLEST
AGH!
Verse 3 (Zeale)