[Intro: Akumu]
Eh
I'm out of gas
Stranded on the road
I got no gas, yeah
Yeah
I'm out of gas
Again, eating a mans ass, in my face
Eh
[Verse: Akumu]
I got a plan, a Volkswagen van
Stranded off the road, to sucking a man
120 miles out in Nevada
Instead of being with my boys, I gotta call dada
Steering and swerving, stepping on the gas
If only I wasn't eating ass
Sticky leather seats and steering wheel
400lb man, making me squeal
(making me squeal)
(making me squeal)
How much longer do we have in this fucking ride? (making me squeal)
I wanna fucking, fucking die
Sleeping on his thigh, call me Cletus
Because you're gonna stay on my penis
I'd rather stay dry, than get this wet
Tirеd of lighting this fat ass's cigarettes
I'm starting to like this, call mе weird
I think Cletus has turned me queer
Rips and cum stains on my shirt
Maybe fifty more miles wouldn't hurt