Video Fuck Christmas Lmao de Akzqi 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Akzqi - Fuck Christmas Lmao Lyrics

Intro:
Fuck christmas
Those raindeers got no paws
Im finna shoot santa claus and break the law
That nigga cum white
Takes too long to write a verse
He stuck on one word
So i had to scrap and make two raps

Break 1:
I got yall
I got yall
Hold up
Hold up

Verse:
This is getting recorded on christmas eve
Shoutout that nigga rudolph the rednose faggot he always have a trick up his sleeve
I caught miss santa claus lacking she was on her knees
Im finna slap her then ima leave
Something none of you would even believe
I got touched in my sleep
They got so lucky i couldn't even see

Brеak 2:
*laughs for no apparent reason*
Random shoutout btw
Uh yo yo yo
Shoutout that nigga D1INCHER that nigga the fucking poggеr
Im finna get hit by a logger
TIMBERRRR
*gets hit on the head by a tree*
Verse 2:
Back to the song
His sleigh is nasty it has a thong
Im finna do ding dong ditch and ima run away
That nigga said something weird i think that nigga is gay
I picked a fight with raindeers but i got nothing
He said he got a killstreak he's very bluffing
I got ten times hard this morning
If you be mean ima tell my mother and mom
I got transformed into an arab and i got a bomb
Aye yeah
Blow up christmas like its isis
I got called weird im having a crisis
I was trolling someone their reaction was priceless
I am a masochist since i cling my balls
I got deaf and ran to a wall
They shot me in the dick so im finna fall

Break 3:
*laughs*
Bro what
Wtf- XD
Bro XD

Outro:
Heat bro idc bro that shit was heat
Im finna go to sleep
Bye