Video Fatso de Alain Mallet 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Alain Mallet - Fatso Lyrics

[Verse 1]
This is the last time, this time I will win
It took a long time to gain this weight
It will take a long time to lose it again

[Verse 2]
I will have only water for a week
Then maybe carrots and celery
And if I lose then Sunday I'll have brown rice

[Chorus]
Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly
And I'm thin even when I sit down
Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs
When I'm only one hundred pounds (Yeah, right)

[Verse 3]
I bought a doctor's scale on sale today (Oh yeah)
It takes up half the bathroom, and it's really ugly
But I know it's going to help me reach my goal

[Verse 4]
I get so dizzy when I stand up fast
And I don't feel like dancing
But I know I'm gonna do it this time, for sure
[Verse 5]
Now I walk past the fatsos eating doughnuts (Ha!)
With cream filling, icing, jimmies
And I am so glad I am not like them

[Chorus]
Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly
And I'm thin even when I sit down
Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs
When I'm only one hundred pounds

[Verse 6]
Last night I dreamed I ate a chocolate cake
And when I woke up I was sure it was true
So I weighed myself just to make sure and drank a Diet Coke

[Outro]
I want to be skinny
(Oh I am so hungry)
Chow chow chow