[Intro]
People make fun of my England
They are like “Oh, Russian, cyka blyat”
So now it’s my time to get my revenge
‘Cause I speaks the England very best
[Chorus]
I speaks England very best
I speaks England, fuck the rest
I speaks England everyday
I speaks England and I say “Hey”
[Verse 1]
My name is Vladimir, I come from Russia
Drinking vodka til the morning with my brother Sasha
My accent like the London, my clock like Big Ben
I sip bottle of water now and then
I know I’m not the smartest but pleasе don’t hate
I wrote this song with Google Translatе
And now I’m on a quest from east to west
My enemies depressed, my girl has nice breast
Diet so good, no cardiac arrest
Always ready, no need for mic test ‘cause
[Chorus]
I speaks England very best
I speaks England, fuck the rest
I speaks England everyday
I speaks England and I say “Hey”
[Verse 2]
I take warm shower, can’t feel the cold
Fake guns can’t hurt me, was raised in the road
Never lost an arm fight against my dead aunt
No car can hit me when it’s parker
I walk in restaurant, I get free water
I can lift 10kg without any spotter
Swimming in the sea, lifeguard looks at me
I must be famous, no need for ID
I’m so good at England, it just makes sense
Beans with toast, I quickly digest ‘cause
[Chorus]
I speaks England very best
I speaks England, fuck the rest
I speaks England everyday
I speaks England and I say “Hey”
I speaks England very best
I speaks England, fuck the rest
I speaks England everyday
I speaks England and I say “Hey”