Video Hard Cutlery de Alan Emptage 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Alan Emptage - Hard Cutlery Lyrics

[Verse 1]
You're always being boring about old boring
If you don't like it, then
THROW IT OUT
In the cheap office, there's a woman pushing a cart of steel with cakes atop
THEY'RE FREE
One woman says
"Stop imagining and bite down on hard cutlery!"

[Chorus]
Oh
Hard cutlery
It's so nice to be
Inside my fridge
Well, we're all looking sharp
We're all looking smart

[Verse 2]
Semi-asleep there's an organ playing
Bah bah da bahhhh
You're bored again and these lights are giving you a headache
You're always looking for somewhere to eat your breakfast
One thinks I should retire to the kitchen

[Chorus]
Oh
Hard cutlery
It's so nice to be
Inside your mouth
Well, we're all looking sharp
We're all looking smart
The length
The breadth
SHARPEN YOUR CUTLERY!
[Post-Chorus]
Bite down on hard cutlery

[Bridge]
Once upon a time
There was a girl
And she had so many things for sale
Including a knife
And a spoon
And some other eating implements
She left them in the garden
She sold them to the priest
For double the money

[Post-Bridge]
OH!
COME ON
NOTHING
NOTHING
EVERY
NOTHING
THE THOUGHT
OF IT
[?]
YOU'RE WRONG
YOU'RE WRONG
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[Verse 3]
In the morning I'm fishing for sluts in the plughole
It STINKS
Some old codger extracts the Michael
"You taking the piss out o' me, mate?
All packaging breaks

[Chorus]
Oh
Hard cutlery
It's so nice to be
So worn
Well, we're all looking sharp
We're all looking smart
The length
The breadth
SHARPEN YOUR CUTLERY

[Outro]
Your breakfast
Ow