[JANITOR, spoken]
Mike O'Donnell
[OLDER MIKE, spoken]
Uh, hey there, Mister...Janitor. I'm sorry, do I know you?
[JANITOR, spoken]
You wouldn't remember me. But I remember you
(sung)
High school superstar
Didn't live up to your potential
Regretting choices you made
And where your life led
[OLDER MIKE, spoken]
Did my wife put you up to this?
[JANITOR]
High school superstar
Thinkin' you're inconsequential
Starin' at that trophy case
Wishin' for that life instead
(spoken)
You're living in the past
[OLDER MIKE, spoken]
Hey, why not? The past was better. They gave me trophies in the past
[JANITOR, spoken]
You want to touch it?
[OLDER MIKE, spoken]
You work in a school, you know you can't say that
[JANITOR]
Wanna touch, wanna hold that trophy?
Feel the rush of your former glory
[OLDER MIKE, spoken]
I am a grown man. I don't need to touch--okay, maybe for a second
[JANITOR]
Do you wish you could do it over?
Bet you wish you could do it over?
[OLDER MIKE, spoken]
You got that right
[JANITOR]
For another shot at glory
There's nothin' some won't do
But be careful what you wish for
'Cause wishes can come true
(spoken)
Go on. Whatcha waitin' for?
[OLDER MIKE, spoken]
Hey! What the hell is happening?!