Video Its A Bore Reprise de Alan Jay Lerner 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Alan Jay Lerner - Its A Bore Reprise Lyrics

[HONORÉ]
Just imagine her chagrin
When she sees you wander in
And you find her with that slippery señor
What a moment supreme
When she totters with a scream

[GASTON, spoken]
What will she do?

[HONORÉ, spoken]
Scream

[GASTON, spoken]
What did yours do?

[HONORÉ, spoken]
Scream

[GASTON, spoken]
What do they all do?

[HONORÉ & VALET, spoken]
Scream

[GASTON, spoken]
It's a bore!
[HONORÉ]
But think of the bliss
Of the pleasure you would miss
When she topples in a heap
And you leave her there to weep on the floor

[GASTON, spoken]
It's a bore!

[HONORÉ]
You must catch her if you can

[VALET]
For the dignity of man

[HONORÉ]
Take advantage of the chance

[VALET]
You owе it, sir, to France

[HONORÉ & VALET]
This is war!

[GASTON]
All right
But it's a bore!