[Verse 1]
Coffee ring stain on the office desk
Doesn’t really get much better than this
Pull up after a night of drinking
And I can’t see out of one of my eyes
Tell me, are you proud of me, girl at the front desk?
Tell me, do you love me, Mr. Manager man?
I’ll be here ’til the day that I die
[Chorus]
I can’t live without my coffee
I would die without my coffee
Fix my mind
Stand in line
Water ain’t free
And tea is just leaves
[Verse 2]
I’ll take a grande union-buster
Don’t forget the fucking almond milk
A single almond requires 1.1 gallons of water to grow (wow!)
Tell me girl, whatchu up to after this
’Cause I'm gonna go home and sit in a chair
[Chorus]
I can’t live without my coffee
I would die without my coffee
By design
Pay no mind
Water ain’t free
But I got my degree, woah
[Outro]
I can’t live without my coffee
And I would die without my coffee
No one talk to me, nobody look at me
I’d kill you all for a cold brew latte
Hold me down and spit in my mouth
I’d like it a lot better if it tasted like coffee
Beans, beans, beans, beans, coffee beans, please
Give ’em here, ’cause I’m out of coffee now
Oh
Oh yeah