Video Fart School de Alan Matthews 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Alan Matthews - Fart School Lyrics

Take me back to fart school
Where farts were cool
Let me tell you something girl
I don't want to live in a world
Where people just ain't digging my farts
Like back at fart school

Secondary school assembly
Michael Taylor, Simon Mason and me
And last night Simon had an onion for his tea
First, we hear it
(Did you fart?)
Then we smell it
(Oh my god its horrible ugghh)
(Fucking stinks)
(Uggh i feel sick uuggh)
It's making us laugh
It's driving me crazy

Take me back to fart school
Where farts were cool
Let me tell you something girl
I don't want to live in a world
Where peoplе just ain't digging my farts
Like back at fart school
Now i live with my wife and kids
(Go to thе bathroom christopher it feels disgusting)
Got to go to the toilet before i let rip
(Oh you smell go to the bathroom)
(I'm the man of the house)
(What the fuck is this shit?)
(fuck off i want to fart)
(Yeah)

Take me back to fart school
Where farts were cool
Let me tell you something girl
I don't want to live in a world where people just ain't digging my farts
Like back at fart school