Video Christmas In California de Alan Schumacher 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Alan Schumacher - Christmas In California Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Miles of sun baked traffic jams
Filled with shoppers in European road sedans
Eggnog by the pool while you deepen your tan
It's Christmas in California
Circling the mall for a parking spot
Credit card limits pushed right to the top
Buy the boss' kid a present, though you know he's a snot
It's Christmas in California

[Chorus]
It's Christmas (Christmas)
Christmas (Christmas)
It's Christmas in California

[Verse 2]
Nuclear reactors working overtime
To light displays in front of houses, man, they're really fine
See them all the way from Jupiter, hey, look at them shine
It's Christmas in California
We got 30 foot Santas on every lawn
Nativities with Choo-choos singing reindeer songs
Designer wrapping paper around 50 foot palms
It's Christmas in California

[Chorus]
It's Christmas (Christmas)
Christmas (Christmas)
It's Christmas in California
Ow, it's Christmas (Christmas)
Ow, it's Christmas (Christmas)
It's Christmas in California
[Bridge]
I know it don't look much like Christmas
It's hot and sunny every day of the year
But if everyone loves white Christmas
Why do they all move here?

[Instrumental]

[Bridge]
Yeah, I know it don't look much like Christmas
It's hot and smoggy every day of the year
But if everyone loves white Christmas
Why do they all move here?

[Verse 3]
I'm living on the fault line paying maximum rent
They're gonna raise my sales tax another three percent
I'd be out of here by New Year's if I had any sense, baby
It's Christmas in California

[Chorus]
It's Christmas (Christmas)
Christmas (Christmas)
It's Christmas in California

[Outro]
Look it here, we got some new age
Greetings coming over the fax
Solicitations on the car phone
Man, they never get off our backs
Calling for big donations to save the ozone
The whales and the yaks
Yeah, I guess it's Christmas in California, baby
But y'know, I'm sitting here in my favorite bistro and they got some fabulous things
They got some Jalapeno raison turkey cooked in Japanese beer
Got some of that cilantro-plum pudding whipped with asparagus spears
You know, it ain't no wonder everybody's so damn slim around here

Waitress, could you bring the kids and I another Dijon-mint cocoa?
And heavy on the curry this time, because you know, it really brings out the flavor of that chestnut anchovy paste

Hey kids, let me tell you something, when we're done here, let's go over to the mall because I understand they got a guru Santa over there that'll throw the I ching to help us decide what presents we want

Yeah! It's Christmas in California