[Chorus]
Jeff, Jeff
Say, what's the news, boy?
What you've got to say for yourself?
I'll tell you
[Verse]
Had a fight with my car
And my girlfriend broke down
Life's just hell, ain't it?
We were parked on a cliff
Near the outskirts of town
I told her we were out of gas (out of gas, out of gas)
[Chorus]
Jeff, Jeff
The old out of gas trick
Use it on somebody else
Oh, I will
[Verse 2]
It's been maximum fun since we turned seventeen
Both our folks thought we did
Even I hoped we would
Remember we'd meet at Denny's
For coke and ice cream
And I swore I'd never leave you
But I was young and that was then
[Chorus]
Jeff, Jeff
Now take what you want of me
But please don't leave me by myself
No
[Bridge]
In Japan there's a screaming room
Lover's Leap, over the moon
Don't take me out with you
Don't take me out with you
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
John Wayne, 1952
Don't take me out with you
Don't take me out (look out, look out)
[Outro]
Jeff, Jeff
The car off the cliff gag
Use it on somebody else