Video Cold Up In Here de Alaskan Fishermen 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Alaskan Fishermen - Cold Up In Here Lyrics

[Intro]
Once again the sea welcomes them
In the chill embrace of the ice
They find safety and freedom
The vast expanse of the sea is theirs for the taking

(Arrgh! Squak!)
The Alaskan Fisherman
It's cold!
Where's the map?
Which way's land?
Where's the map?
It's cold!

(Refrain)
No Heat! It's turned off
No lights! They turned out
No whip! it's broke down
Damn! It's cold up in here
No Phone! It's turned off
No Licks! I burnt down
No Job! I passed out!
Damn! It's cold up in here

(Versе 1)
I said I might if the weather's warm
Don't answеr telephones, buzzes on the intercoms
You'll be remembered when you're gone
Death comes knockin'
I let him in
Have a couple drinks, be friends with him
And give it when he's not expecting it
Shit ain't cool, it's fucking cold
Carry water from the stove dump until the tub is full
Filled up but can't get comfortable
Tried doing that for a month or so
(Verse 2)
I use the oven in my house to control the temperature
And to dry my clothes, that's why hoes remember us
Our childhood growing up was in a couples' cruise
Even the rodents in my house had a bubble booze
Tucked in very tight when I was under the sheets
I didn't have much of a choice, I wore a skully to sleep
I couldn't deal with the fact that they cut off my cable
So I dragged an extension cord all the way up to my neighbors'

(Refrain)
No Heat! It's turned off
No lights! They turned out
No whip! it's broke down
Damn! It's cold up in here
No Phone! It's turned off
No Licks! I burnt down
No Job! I passed out!
Damn! It's cold up in here

(Verse 3)
If a girl came over she would sit in the car
Cause inside my cold house both her nipples were hard
And if she ever comes in, she won't stay over my place
Wake up with drool and boogers all froze to her face
And you have to be careful when you're on the way out
Cause I lit some candles in every part of the house
Roaches rearrange the furniture
They pinchin loot to turn the furnace up
(Verse 4)
Jesus piece on the wall has a frozen moustache
It's 3 degrees up in here without a coat or a hat
Take a cold shower and it shrivels my willy up
That's why I never ask for ice when I'm in the titty clubs
Another man will come on the screen
Because bad reports he keeps on bringing us
Y'all comedians clowning cause the heat is off
Never even need my jacket I just leave it off

(Refrain)
No Heat! It's turned off
No lights! They turned out
No whip! it's broke down
Damn! It's cold up in here
No Phone! It's turned off
No Licks! I burnt down
No Job! I passed out!
Damn! It's cold up in here
No Heat! It's turned off
No lights! They turned out
No whip! it's broke down
Damn! It's cold up in here
No Phone! It's turned off
No Licks! I burnt down
No Job! I passed out!
Damn! It's cold up in here