Video Freestyle By 13 Year Old de Alastair 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Alastair - Freestyle By 13 Year Old Lyrics

I grab the mic, open up a Nutella can
I reduce friction more than the lubricant can
It's in the confusion I am, it's in the disillusionment I am
I'm whack pro, that's my foregone conclusion, pupulous like Houston
My New Year's resolution was to buy a weapon harder than Bombard
So I KICKED Bernard Duarte straight over to the bank guard
Smashed his freakin' face with my glass shard, he must die hard
In the front yard, they caught him off guarrd, showed his mother his report card
Broke his nose, sent him a get well soon card, sent him my regards
I'm insane! I summon acid rain in your rectal vein
Rape a mic with a sugarcane, mathematical, so I'm a facet plane
Directioner, not the band, I mean I'm a weather vane
I'm always on the fast lane, don't give a damn, don't care to explain
So I fly to Nicki Minaj, and get introduced to Lil Wayne
You own a mansion, maybe that's satisfaction
Say that when your ho's gone, I'll give you some compassion
Rippin' the shit since the beginnin' I be killin' it, I'm a syllable's siblin'
I ain't kiddin', punch your face go over the top of the ceilin'
Dental fillin's, chicken grillin', checka chicka checka chicka checka
I spit venom to the enemy, murder helplessy, I'm on ecstasy
So I create a parody out of jealousy
I'm a cannonball, I'm also a cannibal, so I make a human body a recipe
Recklessly and breathlessly kick the girl while she's in pregnancy
I blessedly enter, conquer destiny, superior entity
Leave my legacy, drink some Hennessy
Acceptably, desperately, tremendously, now I'm treated respectfully
Pleasently, I finished you off tremendously and incredibly
I just smoke GREEN, I'm environmentally friendly
I ain't gonna waste my time, my mind's runnin' outta rhymes
Shit, your raps are like like an eight second vine