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Alec - The Caper Funk Volumes Dont Funk Up Our Beats 2012 Contest Entry Lyrics

[Intro]
What up? It's your super pal Al--ec
Comin' here with another song that's sick
Turn it up
Turn it up
Turn it up
But really, turn it up. It sounds a lot better

[Verse 1]
The astounding rapper sounding like a lotta bucks
The sober douchebag, is he on a lotta drugs?
Not a buzz, not a high, rapping on that natural
Rapping hard as 'concrete,' that is fucking 'factual."
I rap like a 'Homo,' I rap like a 'genus.'
Ask your math teacher, I rap the 'meanest.'
If you slept on me, you would probably fucking dream this
I'm so far gone, yeah, you wouldn't believe it
Man, I got an 'ill ride,' everybody 'Hops in!'
"Stop him! Impossible, can't nobody top him."
Call up anybody, call Batman and Robin
Not them can stop me, I am fucking rotten
You're not 'hip,' but I guess you are a 'waist' of time
'waste' of mine, you're 'trash,' wordplay is fucking fine
I wanna 'blow up,' yeah this rapping world will soon be 'mine.'
Gettin' presidential 'head,' just like a freakin' dime
I do say J.K.; I never get ladies
I never get laid, hey, this life is so crazy!
It's no debate, babe, you fuckers freaking stay fake
Stay awake, I stay great at every place I migrate
You can't see me, cause you know that I'm the best
Fuck the rest, I know that I'm the best up in this fucking test
Probably not, I don't know, I have so many fucking thoughts
I'm like that one dude who raps in a paradox
[Verse 2]
"Look at this rapper in school with a bitch lisp
Who says fuck a lot and really spits when he spits shit
He's sick kid, maybe addicted to dicks, bitch!
I can't stop listening, I try to resist it."
Resist it? No, sit back and listen!
I'm like crazy with a little cynical mixed in!
Vixens listed watch out cause I spit sick
Both literally and lyrically, don't get it twisted!
I'm taking names like I got high score on Pac-Man
Not a bad man, manical when I'm rappin'
I'm the Bane of your life, now lets get it crackin'!
Batman reference, evil like Drakken
Close that Porn tab open, you done fappin'
Cause you already fucked yourself when you heard me rappin'
Time to stop sleepin' on me, you done nappin.'
Let's cut the bullshit now, I'm done chatin'
I'm fucking underground, catch me in Japan
Everyone chanting "Alec is the Man!"
Kinda like Em, you won't 'understan'
The secrets of my methods and how I go ham
I'm rappin' right now, you're 'idle' like Simon
My rhymes take virginity and bust them hymens
Cause I put my heart in everything I rhyme, man
Fuck it, I don't need a 'thou' just to know that I'm 'grand.'
Stay super!
Turn it up!