Video My Salsa de Alejandro Espinosa 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Alejandro Espinosa - My Salsa Lyrics

[Intro]
I don’t know dude...
I think everybody’s all jealous and shit
Because I like, make some bitchin’ fucking salsa dude
And I think everybody’s got a fucking problem with me, dude
And they need to take it up with me after Iron Chef
Because...

[Chorus]
You don't know how to make my salsa hee hee
Because my salsa's secret is safe with me
And once you taste it will make you go "wee"
Due to my world famous salsa recipe

[Verse 1]
So I get inside right, need a bite
Walk up to my cold fridge and I'm all like
"What’s my mood, do I want seafood?
Maybe I’ll even make some dip, dude"
I then spot "There’s no cilantro"
"Also, oh my fucking god, jalapeños"
"I swear to fucking god, there’s no fucking limes"
"Well, make a list, guess it’s shopping time"

And by now, the rest of the stuff I need’s written
'Specially the tortilla chips that crunch a bit when bitten
And just start drivin’, go to Walmart
With the toys, and the games, and the mixin’ Hobarts
So like every single night I grab a snack to eat
And when I crunch into my chip, tastin' spicy sweet
But tonight I crave summa stronger heat
I’m thinkin' muchos jalapenos can't be beat
Got a lot of gringos hating on my recipe
But I just wanna kick back with my tangy treat
This spicy shit is alright with me
And all you other chefs just despise me because you-

[Chorus]
You don't know how to make my salsa hee hee
Because my salsa's secret is safe with me
And once you taste it will make you go "wee"
Due to my world famous salsa recipe

[Verse 2]
It's Food
It's Rude
Has Tude
My Dude
It’s True
Bit Lewd
Please Chew
Go "Woo"
It's Cool
Yueah baby yeaah
[Verse 3]
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I’m the lead singer of my band, my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa
Look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa"
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa

[Outro]
Where’d everybody go?