The last ten years theres only one thing
I've known for sure
Thats where I'd be sorted
If I went to hogwarts
Thinking back on all the sweaters
Robes and ties I bought
All my clothes are my house colors
Then again maybe not
What if pottermore sorts me
In the wrong house?
I don't know what I would do
What if pottermore sorts me
In the wrong house?
I think I'd freak out and so would you
Do you wanna be in hufflepuff
By the kitchen making sandwiches loyally
You're an exceptionally good finder
Now you've finally found the house for you
Do you wanna be in ravenclaw?
Study buddies with luna and cho chang
Wit beyond measure is your greatest treasure
Braniacs with their nose stuck in a book
Do you wanna be in gryffindor?
A hero like ron, harry, hermione
No you'll never have to think ahead
'cause all your plans are just
Gryffindor on three
Do you wanna be in slytherin?
Cunning, ambitious
And you'll always get your way
Sure, you're a little evil
But its pretty cool to talk to snakes
We all have those friends
Who sort themselves in to the wrong houses
Now that ends, tonight
A day of reckoning for all the slytherins
Enoughs enough with all fake hufflepuffs
Its not what you thought
You're not a ravenclaw
No you're not in gryffindor
No you're not anymore