Under the old apple tree, is where she first showed it to me
A little black spot, she called it her twat
Under the old apple tree
Break it down with a Le la le la la
Bish de vite backala
Bad side, good side, dark side, light side
I know she loves it when I rub it on her back side
Sit low, stand low, I love it when she talks low
My motto is always keep it on the down low
Bumpin, jumpin, I know I'll think of somethin
I go crazy when I see her comin
Blinkin, drinkin, now it got me thinkin
The reason she likes me is cause I drive a Lincoln
There are a lot of crazy days out there,
but the craziest of all,
with out a doubt is
Cinco de Mayo!
[Chorus]
Let it come, let it go, it's me you don't know
Say you don't, say you do, I sure as hell know you
Say it low, say it loud, fly as high as a cloud
To the left, to the right, it's a beautiful sight
Drive close, drive far, take a ride in my car
Take it easy, take it fast, that's the cops we just passed
Hit em easy, hit em hard, give a sympathy card
No fear, no doubt, I'm gonna bust you in the mouth
But I'll be gentle, and sentimental
We're fucking in the rental back seat Lincoln Continental on
Cinco de Mayo!
Chorus
There are a lot of crazy days out there,
but the craziest of all,
with out a doubt is
Cinco de Mayo!