GIRLFRIENDS?
We've been friends for a bit
Since then all we've heard was I ship it
We never thought that we would be
A bunch of peoples' favorite OTP
So are you dating
Tell us if this ship is sailing
Oh for crying out loud
Why don't you just make out
Well we were keeping it
Our little secret
But are we ready
To say we're going steady
(Going steady? Ally? No one says that)
We never wanted to deceive
Unofficial until we believed that
What we felt was really true (Ohh)
Cause falling in love gets messy when the internet is analyzing you
Are you dating
(But how often do you and Stevie have sex?)
Oh whatever
We know that you're together
Well we were keeping it
Our little secret
But now we're here to say
That we're each other's bae
(Bae? You're my bae, girl)
We can't believe
We're writing a song for this
Have you and Steve (Excuse me?)
Like ever held hands or kissed
(Stevie)
So are you dating
Tell us if this ship is sailing
Oh tell us when
You two became girlfriends
Well we were keeping it
Our little secret
So if you haven't guessed
The answer is yes