Video Finals Countdown de Amateur Transplants 2024 Lyrics Lyrics

Amateur Transplants - Finals Countdown Lyrics

>How to take a history has always been a mystery,

>How to find a JVP,
>How to take a pulse.

>Asking patients about sex,
>Supernature reflex,
>Skin bumps, neck lumps,
>Now give me a cough (cough)

>MMR, BCG, meningitis, DTP,
Bile stones, ucichromes,
>Coeliac disease.

>Fallot's tetralogy,
>Different types of allergy,
>Antenatal screening of congenital disease.

>Spastic paraplegia,
>Syringomyelia,
>Measuring Glasgow coma,
>Extradural haematoma,
Alzheimer's, Parkinson's
Penetrance of Huntingdon's
>HIV, CJD, syphillitic Shanker

It's stuff that you need for finals
Stuff that you need for finals

>Thrombocytopenia,
>Treating schizophrenia,
>Causes of bulimia,
>OCD.

>Self-harm, suicide,
>Side effects of frusemide,
>Personality disorder,
>SLE.

>Multiple sclerosis,
>Haemochromatosis,
Paraphemosis,
>Endrometriosis,

>Salpingitis,
>Laryngitis,
>Pharyngitis,
>Urethritis,
>Uveitis,
>Retinitis pigmentosa

It's stuff that you need for finals,
Stuff that you need for finals.

>Fractured neck of femur,
>Causes of oedema,
>Aqueous humour,
>Different kinds of tumour,

>Pneumothorax,
>DVT,
>Hepatosplenomegaly,
>Prostate, kidney, breast and spleen,
>Every organ in between

Ehler's-Danlos
Marfan's
Cushing-Conn's
Addison's
Carpal tunnel syndrome
Alopecia,
Dupetryn's

Henoch-Schonlein purpura
>Austin-Flint murmur,
>VSD, DIC,
>SIADH.

>Typhoid,
>Amyloid,
>Osteo, Rheumatoid,
Patient's that are paranoid,
Movements that are athetoid,
>Sarcoid, carcinoid,
>Cushingoid, Mongoloid,
>Pseudopseudopseudopseudohypoparathyroid

Stuff that you need for finals,
It's all stuff that you need for finals.

>X-ray, ECG,
>Basic cardiology,
>Neuro, endo,
>ENT, oncology.

>All of rheumatology,
>Bits of embryology,
>A-level chemistry,
>Epidemiology.

>Haem firm,
>Paeds firm,
>Psyche, surgery,
>Rheumo, ortho,
>So much stuff you need to know,
>Learning drugs is so much stress,
>You memorise the BNF,

>Public health, public health,
>What the fuck is public health?

>Stuff that you need for finals,
It's all stuff that you need for finals,
It's all stuff that you need for finals.