Johnny Depp, you're deep
I'd like to watch you when you sleep
And smell the shirt in which you slept
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp, you're hip
I'd like to bite your lower lip
And scrunch your Edward Scissor-hair
Johnny bear
You've got tattoos, one said "Winona", I know
But you broke up with her, and now it just says "Wino"
Johnny Depp, you're cruel
You're the harbinger of drool
Mow my lawn without a shirt
Johnny dirt
John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEEE
Well, you like girls with foreign accents, tiny waists,
I'm not a waif, but I could love you more than you would
Probably deserve...
Johnny Depp, you're the bomb
If you'd come to meet my mom
I'd cry a single, salty tear
Johnny dear
John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEE