I am a blank page in a notebook
Waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks
I am a bathroom wall, freshly painted over
To cover up swastikas and the names of the girls that we called sluts
I am the total gym
I am the salad glove
I am the slap chop
I'm the forever lazy
I am a boring and worthless thing, and nobody should save me
I am the kool-aid stains on the mouth of a kid
Whose name is most likely cody
He had a juice box for breakfast and he carries a stick that he most likely found in the alley
And cody doesn't have friends
And his parents hate each other
And he wants to find a better way to love his family
And after school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the arby's
I am the camera that watches you
When you think you are awake
And I am a Jesus fish on a drug traffic fan
That keeps all their cocaine safe
I am the guy that eats at least 50 chicken wings
At an all you can eat buffet
I'm the xbox controller for a drone operator today
And I'm a hologram of a tanning booth
In a history class from the future
I'm the nuclear test, called operation dominic
That gave my grandfather cancer
And I am a video store clerk and an angel of death
"Hello how are you? My name is trevor"
Prepare to die
Bad lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever