[Verse 1: Cat Burglar & Cousin Sassy]
You're quick, but I'm quicker
You're slick, but I'm slicker
Oh, who's the better burglar?
Me-eow!
Well, I'll be
You're clever
More clever than me?
No, never
Y'all, who's the better burglar?
Me! Yee-hoo!
[Verse 2: Cat Burglar]
No, I'm the sneakiest in Kittydale
The smoothest, slickest head to tail
Out-steal me? You're gonna fail
'Cause, who's the better burglar?
I'm the better burglar
Who's the better burglar?
I'm the better burglar
[Refrain: Cat Burglar & Cousin Sassy]
Mm
Howdy
Hey!
Sure is, now out of my way!
[Verse 3: Cousin Sassy, Cat Burglar, Cousin Sassy & Cat Burglar]
I'm crafty, I'm sly
And now it's time to say goodbye
'Cause the better burglar
The better burglar
The better burglar
Is me
Meow!