Hello mr. ordinary, I don't believe we've met
But I can see this is going to be a little strange
You see I am very compatible but also simply fallible
And corky little necessities make up what I affectionately call me
A giant wallet helps me organize with a
Monster change pouch that's just my size
It's all I need to keep down my flaws
Plus maybe a hundred or two chewing straws
Snow is so fantastical
Dancing's irresistible
Children are adorable
And I am clearly irrational
I am running around in circles, it's just my thing
I am humbly thanking the architect of my fantasies
I am down stage center and a summertime camper jungle gym
But spinning around on my head
And chasing the stars till I am dead makes me me
I don't pretend to be machine washed
I like to find those who deny they're lost
I leave a smile when I see a child
I disregard the word bizarre
I chase after buses and make restaurant fuses
It's who I am
Snow is so fantastical
Dancing's irresistible
Children are adorable
I am simply irrational
I am running around in circles, it's just my thing
I am humbly thanking the architect of my fantasies
I am down stage center and a summertime camper jungle gym
But spinning around on my head
And chasing the stars till I am dead makes me me
Snow is so fantastical
Dancing's irresistible
Children are adorable
And I am clearly irrational