[Intro: Nick Cannon]
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat
Clap ya hands, y'all, clap ya hands, y'all
[Verse 1: Nick Cannon]
The whole A$AP, you know that I rock with you
But somebody get this dude to this hospital as soon as possible
You know what we got lots to do
Ferg, you dressed like a stop sign, so it looks like a obstacle
But there ain't no stopping you
Your mom think I'm a rooster because she know I'm a cock-a-do
[Verse 2: A$AP Rocky]
Yeah, listen, you getting chicks, I need all this
Fuck handsome, a nigga been gorgeous
And you know, you look like you sell mortgage
Matter of fact, you look like you tell fortunes
[Verse 3: A$AP member]
Yo, wait, wait, yo, Nick, yo, Nick
Boy, you're 32, outfit look 16
One of your team members look like a dope fiend
Young ass pants on, with them big shoes
And your braids look like... cat shit
[Verse 4: Nick Cannon]
Alright, hold on, hold on!
Why you come on my show, come and try to bother me?
Y'all give it up for A$AP Nobody!
[Interlude: Justina Valentine]
Okay, hold on, I gotta stand up for the Mob real quick so I'mma just kill the team, I gotchu
Hey, Julia, aye
[Verse 5: Justina Valentine]
Listen, li'l momma, you look like a man
With that beak on your face, you like Toucan Sam
DC, you annoying as hell
You put the L in TRL
Royce, you look silly, of course
Your teeth so far apart, it looks like they got a divorce
Nick, you see I'm on an attack
Like that thing around your head, for your team, it's a wrap
Tonio, you know that I'm cold
[?]
[Verse 6: DC Young Fly & Justina Valentine]
Look, TRL, that's my shit
You got on a racing outfit 'cause you like to ride this dick
Okay
Okay, um
*Dirt bike noise*
I feel like cutting the grass every time I hear your voice
*Dirt bike noise*
[Verse 7: Hitman Holla]
Hey Justina I'm the only one who ain't impressed with that rhyme
'Cause you used to do it seven dicks at a time
[Verse 8: Justina Valentine]
Okay, if that was true
Then I did your whole team, but I didn't do you
[Outro: Nick Cannon, DJ D-Wrek & A$AP Rocky]
I think we might as well just call her "A$AP Justina", I mean
D-Rec, who won?
Gotta give it up for the black squad, make some noise for em yall!
They came back and did it again!
Make some noise for the A$AP Mob!
What do you want to say to the people, [?]
Iss lit, thank you Wild 'N Out, fa-season finale this is crazy
We happy to be here, I feel like I won a Grammy and an Oscar!
There it is