Video Lab Rules New Rules Science Parody de Asapscience 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Asapscience - Lab Rules New Rules Science Parody Lyrics

[Intro]
One (One)

[Verse 1]
Working into the lab and I'm thinking about safety
Got goggles drawn and lab coats on
Open-toe shoes outta here, are you going crazy?
Things could go wrong, things could go wrong

[Pre-Chorus]
My gloves, they make me safe around chemicals
The chemicals
My love, tie back your hair and prep materials
The materials

[Chorus]
One, don't you taste or sniff
You know you should be wafting if you're taking a whiff
Two, don't mix it in
Until the label's checked again
Three, no food or drink
Unless you wanna have us find you dead in the morning
And if you follow this, you will mitigate the risk

[Bridge]
I got lab rules, I count 'em (One, one)
I got lab rules, I count 'em (One, one)
Long hair tied back against myself (One, one)
I got lab rules, I count 'em (One, one)
Now go and tell them to a friend
[Chorus]
One, don't you taste or sniff
You know you should be wafting if you're taking a whiff
Two, don't mix it in
Until the label's checked again
Three, no food or drink
Unless you wanna have us find you dead in the morning
And if you follow this, you will mitigate the risk

[Outro]
I got lab rules, I count 'em