A thousand cities have been overrun by a plague of Djs
They now can either be shot, snared or hunted to death
Panic has spread across the country this morning
As the government announced that due to spiraling numbers
Djs will now officially be classed as vermin
Djs, vermin
They now can either be shot snared or hunted to death
A thousand cities have been overrun by a plague of Djs
They now can either be shot, snared or hunted to death
Like rats the common house Dj's immune system is quick to adapt
But not quick enough to avoid the snap of the brutal house trap
Drops like this one are baited with a rare trap white label
But despite the obvious danger some Djs simply
Couldn't resist the chance to spin this trap beat
Damn son where did you find this
Panic has spread across the country this morning
As the government announced that due to spiraling numbers
Djs will now officially be classed as vermin
A thousand cities have been overrun by a plague of Djs
They now can either be shot, snared or hunted to death
The first signs for crippling state backed anti Dj
Virus megamixmentosis are in evidence
Thousands of Djs still at large
Chaos seems set to continue for some time yet
Djs, vermin