I WANT A PUNK ROCK HOLIDAY
NO SLEEP CORONITA AND MARY JANE
SUNRISE, SUNSET IT'S ALL THE SAME UH HUH
I'M GONNA PLAY GUITAR
BE A PUNK ROCK'N'ROLL STAR
TELL THE WORLD TO JUST FUCK OFF
I'LL HEAR THEM LAUGH AND I'LL WATCH THEM SCOFF
FUELED BY LIQUOR AND THE MUSE
I CAN'T PLAY BUT I GOT NOTHIN' TO LOSE
I'M SICK OF PROZAC-PLEASANT TUNES
UP ALL NIGHT UP ALL DAY
GOD SAVE ME WHILE THE DINOSAURS PLAY
JIM VICK'S GOT THE JOKER JUICE
I'M A VIRGIN AGAIN, WOO-HOO-HOO
MY BRA SIZE DOESN'T HAVE TO CHANGE
DIRTY HAIR, PASTY SKIN IT'S ALL THE RAGE
IF I WERE QUEEN FOR JUST ONE DAY
MOON-JUNE-SPOON MUSIC GIVES ME A RASH
A SECONAL SOUNDTRACK FOR THE MASS
WE NEED ANOTHER REVOLUTION YEAH
'CUZ FM MUSIC'S SO BLASE
NO ONE'S GOT ANYTHING TO SAY
I'M SO BORED WITH TUNES TODAY
YOU GOT A SONG GET YOUR ASS ONSTAGE
WE NEED A PUNK ROCK HOLIDAY RIGHT NOW!