Matt
But soft! What light
Through yonder window breaks?
It is the east
And Juliet is the sun
Arise, fair sun
And kill the envious moon
Guys
Who is already sick and pale with grief
Lucas
That thou her maid art far more fair than she
Zach
Be not her maid since she is envious
Peter
Her vestal livery is but sick and green
Guys
And none but fools do wear it
Cast it off
Cast it off
Ivy
T'is but thy name that is my enemy
Thou art thyself though not a Montague
What's Montague?
It is nor hand nor foot
Nadia
It is nor hand nor foot nor arm nor face
Ivy
O be some other name
Belonging to a man
Nadia
Hey, what's in a name?
Ivy
That which we call a rose
By any other word
Girls
Would smell just as sweet
Ivy/Tanya
My only love has sprung from my only hate
Two Guys
A plague on both your houses
Two Girls
Think of marriage now
Peter/Matt/Lucas
They drugs are quick
Thus with a kiss I die
Nadia/Guy
He's dead
He's dead
He's dead
He's dead
He's dead
Sister Chantelle
I think I've seen all I can stand to see
Ivy
Sister, I-
Sister Chantelle
Quit trippin', girl
I know you didn't just interrupt me!
And what's with the warble?
Snow White in the house?
You're quite a dancer
Too bad you opened your mouth
I have a Romeo who's well rehearsed
Then there's the rest of you
This show has got to be cursed
This play's a tragedy without a doubt
Now, are there any other fools here
To make me fall out?
Jason
With love's light wings did I
O'erperch these walls
For stony limits
Cannot hold love out
And what love can do
That dares love attempt
Matt
Attempt thy kinsman
Are no stop to me
Sister Chantelle
If they do see thee they will murder thee
Matt/Jason
Alack
Matt
There lies more peril
In thine eye
Than twenty of their swords
Jason
Look thou but sweet
And I am proof
Against their enemy
Group of Actors
I would not for the world
They saw thee here
Jason
I have night's cloack to hide me
From their eyes
Matt
And but thou love me
Let them find me here
Matt/Jason
My life were better ended by their hate
Jason
Than death prorogued
Wanting of thy love
Group of Actors
By whose direction found'st
Thou out this place?
Jason
By love, that first did prompt
Me to inquire
Sister Chantelle
Enough!
Shut up!
I'll go make my decisions
I'll be back in a few
Girl, what is wrong with you?
Peter
What made you change your mind?
Jason
I thought I should try
Tanya
You nailed it
Nadia
Unforgettable
Matt
One talented guy
Lucas
Reminder
W e'll meet in Tanya's room on Friday night
Jason
We'll be there
Nadia
You're not going, are you?
Lucas
Get me orders
Matt
I don't know, I might
Lucas/Jason
Remember back when all we needed was beer?
Nadia
When we were freshman and everything was clear
Ivy
Except your skin
Lucas
No more catfights once we leave for the rave
Nadia
Then put the princess in the trunk
Ivy
If we drag her behind
I'll behave
Sister Chantelle
I'm going to announce the cast list now and I don't want any drama until the first rehearsal, you got that?
You all did very well and of course everyone is guaranteed a spot in the chorus.
Principals: Nurse, Nadia McConnell.
Nadia
Surprise.
Sister Chantelle
I said no drama, or you're gonna need a nurse. Got it?
Nadia
Yes, Sister.
Sister Chantelle
Mercutio, Peter Simonds
Benvolio, Lucas Carter
Tybalt, Matthew Lloyd
Romeo, Jason McConnell
Juliet, Ivy Robinson
Lady Capulet, Tanya Garrett
Lady Montague, hmmm...
Diane Lee, does your father have a camcorder?
Diane
Yes, sister!
Sister Chantelle
Ladye Montague, Diane Lee.
Guy #1
Hear my voice
Girl #1
Did you really hear me?
Guy #2
Hear my voice
Girl #2
I don't think you see me
Guy #3
And you think you know me
Guy #2
Did you really hear me?
Guy #3
Would you really know me?
Girl #2
And you think you see me
Guy #1
Hear my voice
Jason
And you think you know me
Nadia
But you don't hear me
Jason
And you think you know me
Nadia
See me
Jason
And you think know me
Matt
Didn't know you were auditioning.
Jason
Neither did I. Decided this morning.
Matt
Just like that, huh?
Jason
Yep.
Matt
Well... congratulations.
Peter
Mom, we both got cast
We're in the show
Claire
Best friends playing best friends
How poetic
Peter
I knew that you would want to know
Claire
Well, you know I'd love you either way, but I love you more now!
Peter
Oh Mom, here's Jason.
Say hello!
Claire
What? Oh, okay.
Peter
No, nevermind, we have to go
Claire
Call me with dates, Peter. The whole family will come
Even your father
I'll make sure of it.
Peter
Love you, Mom.
Claire
And I love you, Peter. Excelsior!