Video Royals de Bart Baker Parodies 2024 Lyrics Lyrics

Bart Baker Parodies - Royals Lyrics

I look like I took way too much xanax
I have pubic hair on my head, I'm so boring
But I act like this on purpose
So rebellious teen can relate to me
And even though this song
Is a huge hit and had a great potential
I made a vid that is painfully dull
I don't care
You can't tell, but I just shat my jeans
And now I'm gonna list
Stuff that I think all rich black people love
Gold teeth, crystal, and going to the club

Aw hell no!
You might as well say fried chicken also!

Yes, my lyrics seem racist (racist)
But I don't give a fuck
Hip-hop culture totally sucks
Guys stop beating each other up

But this vid is so awful (awful)
And we live in poverty
Please just kill me!
No, me!
No, me!
No me!
Calm down guys, watch some tv
Seriously?
We don't have fucking cable!

All of my animals are dead
They killed themselves because I am
A zombie!
And everyone who says I'm racist
I swear that I'm not
I just live with skinheads
And now I'm gonna say
More random luxurious stuff I hate
Running water, ass hygiene
And first aid. I don't care
I'm not getting tetanus in my dreams
And even though this song hit number one
And I have tons of cash
I would rather pretend I need food stamps

You fake bitch! Now how the hell am
I supposed to eat?
All rich people can suck it (suck it)
I am such a hypocrite
Even though now I am loaded
I'm gonna act impoverished
Play this shit on repeat
If you wanna hate me, and maybe you'll see
(You'll see, you'll see, you'll see)
How terrible I can be