Michelle's Farm Song Lyrics
Michelle's Farm by Beastie Boys yee haa oh shut up you pig f**ker you're so ugly,
You're like a zebra adam your so ugly
You're a pony ass motherf**ker
Why don't you get a haircut farm boy?
f**k the chickens I don't like milk f**k the chickens
I don't like milk barnyard stoats raid the pen
If you don't shoot 'em they'll do it again f**k the chickens
I don't like milk f**k the chickenss I don't like milk
Farmer joe f**ks a cow he likes it so much he sucks a sow
Now you, everyday I'm going to school.
I wish I could be satisfied,
But it's hogwash.
f**k the chickens I don't like milk now f**k the chickens
I don't like milk Branyard Bob mows
The field sees how much wheat will yield f**k the chickens
I don't like milk now f**k the chickens
I don't like milk barnyard stoats raid
The pen if you don't shoot 'em they'll do it again
And everyday I'm going to school
I wish that I could find gratitude
But it's hogwash
f**k the chickens I don't like milk
Now f**k the chickens I don't like milk barnyard
Stoats raid the pen if you don't shoot 'em they'll
Do it again f**k the chickens I don't like milk now
f**k the chickens I don't like milk f**k the chickens
I don't like milk now f**k the chickens I don't like milk
now me everyday I'm riding to school
I'm learning a bunch of brainwash
It's hogwash