Iâm Gonna Kill You So I Can Ignore You In Heaven Song Lyrics
Iâm Gonna Kill You So I Can Ignore You In Heaven by Bill Bailey When you left me, I did more than just cry
I injected battery acid into my eye
I hope my pain, my excruciating pain and my subsequent blindness
Will deter you from any further acts of unkindness
I'm gonna follow you every day till you die
I'll be watching you at your workplace through my one working eye
I'll be outside your house and down at the grocery store
You'll be signing so many restraining orders that your fingers will get sore
And one day we'll both be dead
I'll make it look like an accident â a double suicide
There's no way we could survive as our car plunges into the quarry
And now we're in heaven, I'll ignore you
And then you'll be sorry