Video Florida Man de Blue Oyster Cult 2024 Metal Lyrics

Blue Oyster Cult - Florida Man Lyrics

Should you settle down in the Sunshine State

You should know of its tangled fate
How the conquistador came to Florida
Long before it had a name

The medicine man of the Seminole

Knelt by the sacred flame, and cursed the soul
Of the conquistador
And his son, and his sons, and the young ones
Of the Florida Man

Florida Man (Florida Man)

Florida Man (Florida Man)
Florida Man (Florida Man)
Florida Man

Down at the mall, where the boas crawl

Ted makes love to a concrete wall
His brother Red said his Uncle Ned
Found Elvis in a loaf of bread
(Florida Man!)

High on meth there's little Beth

The neighbor's cat is on her breath
(Florida Man!)
Dan dreams he's got red wings of fire
He's waking an' shaking on a power wire

Florida Man (Florida Man)

(He's cursed)
Florida Man (Florida Man)
Florida Man (Florida Man)
Florida Man

Slim sees his face on a moonlit wave

He grabs a shovel, and digs his own grave
(Florida Man!)
Lee hates plate glass, he drives right through it
Said Alice's caterpillar made him do it
(Florida Man!)

A Miami nurse snatches a purse

And drives down the freeway in reverse
(Florida Man!)
Phil asks the cops to test his drugs
After they find him hiding under a rug

Florida Man (Florida Man)

Florida Man (Florida Man)
(He's cursed)
Florida Man (Florida Man)
Florida Man

Don't you laugh, it could be you

The Florida curse always comes true
You can jeer but you don't understand
Any fragile soul can be a Florida Man