Gimme the mic cause I'm taking my life
In an unexpected new direction
I could care less about your breasts
Or that your daddy never gave you very much attention
I'm the same as I used to be
But I'm doing my best to make a good impression
I don't wanna go on but I don't wanna be long
In this condition
Did you know that I'm your biggest fan?
I just wanna thank you for the add
Can I introduce you to my dad
Stop
Cause I'm feeling like a dead man
Or the way I seem
Cause I'm living under ground with a fake id
Cause I'm a dead man
Or the way I seem
Cause I'm twitching and I'm learning slowly
I'm turning my cell phone on in the middle of the interview
I'm digging a shallow grave to eliminate my point of view
Gotta get suggestions how best to get your attention
tell you I'm cool
I don't wanna go on but I don't wanna be long
In this condition
Cause I'm feeling like a dead man or the way I seem
Cause I'm living under ground with a fake id
Cause I'm a dead man or the way I seem
Cause I'm twitching and I'm learning slowly