Video The Bioshock Song de Brentalfloss 2024 Lyrics Lyrics

Brentalfloss - The Bioshock Song Lyrics

Won'tcha come on down to Rapture

Jam a needle in your arm
It'll slowly corrode your genetical code
But it's all part of the charm
So you're a gross abomination
But in time you're gonna be
So glad ya came on down to the best little town
At the bottom of the deep blue sea

Hop in a bathysphere, take in the atmosphere
It's like New York, but with more fish
This unholy demon spawn looks like Joan Rivers in the morning
But down here she's quite a dish

Aquatic nightmare drones are known to freely roam
with little sisters who require their help
I mean to tell you plainly mister
If that thing there was my sister,
I'd believe I'd disown myself, mah!

So you're stuck awhile in Rapture
And politically it's tense
Libertarians scream, it's an Ayn Rand wet dream
And brother I mean soakin'
I'm not even jokin'
Don'tcha know the locals love the lifestyle
Watch 'em scale the walls with glee
They're glad they came on down to best little town
At the bottom of the deep blue sea

Try out the U-invent, it doesn't cost a cent
You're gonna love to mix and match
Just steal some glue from evil red guy
And a screw from smelly dead guy,
And you've made some crap from scratch

And there's this Atlas Joe, right on your radio
And he'll give you helpful hints and such
I bet you'll do his bidding blindly if he utters "Would you kindly,"
But oh, I've said too much

So, you get a bit of story
And a horrid killing spree!
Because you came on down to best little town
You're tryin' not to drown in this creepy town,
It really takes the crown though
It's the only town in the bottom of the deep blue sea,
Forget Atlantis
It's the best little town at the bottom of the deep blue-
Somewhere beyond the sea, they spell it R-A-P-T-U-R-E