[Verse 1]
I could've made it to the west coast but he pulled the wool over my eyes
I could've gave it up and stayed home could've been somebody's wife by now
And I've been working at my day job, days off dressing up and staying gone
Lipstick on my coffee they never really got me no
[Verse 2]
I could've told him I was sorry but I didn't wanna tell a lie
And when they said to pay attention could've stopped looking up at the sky
I could've taken all his money honey kiss me till my mouth bleeds driving from the backseat they never really got me no
[Chorus]
And I'll dress up in your old garments and walk to our old apartment meet you outside party city underneath the sign
Don't have much but I'll keep waiting and one day we'll both be famous no one saw it coming and I can't wait to blow their fucking minds
[Verse 3]
I could've driven out to Texas sang some songs I didn't write
Got back together with my exes could've said I was wrong when I damn knew I was right
Tell everybody that my phone died landline beat me to the punchline thought I had it one time waiting on a dial tone
[Chorus]
And I'll dress up in your old garments and walk to our old apartment meet you outside party city underneath the sign
Don't have much but I'll keep waiting and one day we'll both be famous no one saw it coming and I can't wait to blow their fucking minds
[Verse 4]
Mona Lisa nice to meet ya can I keep you for mine
Coke and brandy sweet like candy take me out for a ride
Mmm my killer caterpillar can I keep you for mine
Can I keep you for mine?