Video Citroen Saxo Man de Chris Cohen 2024 Lyrics Lyrics

Chris Cohen - Citroen Saxo Man Lyrics

You know when hes coming, you can tell from the sound
Of his homemade front bumper rubbing along the ground
Thats if you havent been deafened by his crazy loud bass
From the speakers he stole from his grandmas place
Hes got some window tinting film that was really cheap
So his windows look - a little bubbled and creased
Hes sprayed his bonnet black although his car is bright blue
Cos his mate Lee told him that was the cool thing to do

Citroen Saxo Man
Its hard to believe his car mods were planned
Hes taken the old sideskirts from a Renault Megane
And fixed them to his car using only bare hands
Citroen Saxo dude
Hes got some crazy weird lights on the front bumper too
And wing mirrors from a Beemer that are stuck on with glue

His exhausts are so loud, youll hear them rattling
Cos he made them using B&Q guttering
He wanted to get alloys, yeah some 22s
But he decided wrapping foil round his hubcaps would do
Hes got a magic tree and some furry dice too
In fact so much shit on his dashboard the road isnt in view
The spoiler is crafted from some old 2 by 4
It looks cool but he cant fit through carwashes any more

Citroen Saxo Man
Only he believes his car looks great
He used too much tint spray on his lights by mistake
So now its anyones guess when hes hitting the brakes
Citroen Saxo Dude, Hes lowered his suspension by a mil or 10
Hes written turbo on the side using a marker pen