Sad Boy Deer Scout Amanda don't worry
Somebody will want me
I do my own laundry
I don't need your pity
I go to liberal art school
Everybody's an individual
I come home for the holidays
I am not the boy you raised
My skin gleams with perspiration
My heart beats with amphetamines
I'm the saddest boy in the nation
I don't want to bring you down with me
The world is pretty small
I think I've seen it all
Annie has the last silver key
But she won't acknowledge me
Circles around the ice rink
Make my sadness interesting
Remember me from the party?
Teach my sadness dignity
My skin gleams with perspiration
My heart beats with amphetamines
I'm the saddest boy in the nation
I don't want to bring you down with me
The world is pretty small
I think I've seen it all
Annie has the last silver key
But she won't acknowledge me