[Intro]
There's the danger zone, not a stranger zone
Than the little plot I walk on that I call my home
Full of eerie sights, weird and scary sights
Every vicious animal that creeps and crawls and bites
[Verse 1]
On the Amazon the prophylactics prowl
On the Amazon the hypodermics howl
On the Amazon you'll hear a scarab scowl and sting
Zodiacs on the wing
[Verse 2]
All the stalactites and vicious vertebrae
Hunt the stalagmites while laryngitis slay
All the parasites that come from Paraguay in the spring
Mm, hmm-hmm-hmm
Snarling equinox among the rocks will seize you
And the Fahrenheit comes out at night to freezе you
[Chorus]
Wild duodenum are lurking in the trees
And thе jungle swarms with green apostrophes
Oh, the Amazon is calling me
[Verse 3]
On the Amazon the pax vobiscum bite
On the Amazon the epiglottis fight
On the Amazon the hemispheres at night all slink
Where the agnostics drink
[Verse 4]
All the hippodromes that lie concealed in mud
Join the metronomes that live in swamp and flood
Then the Kodachromes run out and drink their blood, poor geeks
While velocipedes among the weeds will scare you
And the menopause with hungry jaws ensnares you
[Chorus]
Frenzied adenoids infest the hills and slopes
Everyone avoids the deadly stethoscopes
Oh, the Amazon is calling
Yes, the Amazon is calling
Oh, the Amazon is calling me
*Applause*
(We'll take our break for about ten minutes, alright?)