(City folk)
So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader
Political, he's cleaning up the streets (about time)
So they say that it's real love, so romantic (he signed this)
[Penny]
So they say we'll have blankets and beds
We can open by Monday, thanks to you (Captain Hammer: thanks to me)
[TV newspeople]
It's the perfect story
So they say
A hero leading the way
Hammer's called to glory
Let's all be our best (next up, who's gay?)
[City folk]
So they say he saved her life
They say she works with the homeless
And doesn't eat meat
We have a problem with her (this is his hair)
[Captain Hammer]
This is so nice
I just might sleep with the same girl twice
They say it's better the second time
They say you get to do the weird stuff (groupies: we do the weird stuff)
[Penny]
This is perfect for me
So they say
I guess he's pretty ok
After years of stormy sailing
Have I finally found the bay?
[Dr. Horrible & Penny]
There's no happy ending
So they say
[Dr. Horrible]
Not for me anyway
[Dr. Horrible & Penny]
Should I stop pretending
[Dr Horrible & Penny, at the time time]
Dr Horrible: Take the chance to build a brand new day
Penny: Or is this a brand new day?
[Groupies]
This is his dry cleaning bill
Four sweater vests