Oh go-oh-ohd how did I get here, I do not know
I just woke up at this strange show
This woman's clearly out of her mind
She's covered in shit and high as a kite
La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la
Don't have no phone, no numbers by heart
Hope that my husband has had a head start
Don't tell my father, don't tell my mother
They'd die to claim me, way too fun was their daughter
Oh in these stairs a holding cell
Soon I'll be in county jail
In the stairs your holding cell
Soon I'll be in county jail
Someone tell my baby
Or else he won't know I need saving
la la la la la, la la la la la
la la la la la, la la la
In these stairs a holding cell
Soon I'll be in county jail
Someone tell my baby
Or else he won't know I need saving
Someone tell my baby
Or else he won't know I need saving