Video Merry Muthaf In Xmas de Eazy E 2024 Lyrics Lyrics

Eazy E - Merry Muthaf In Xmas Lyrics

Merry Muthaf***in' Xmas Song Lyrics
Merry Muthaf***in' Xmas by Eazy-E [Uncle Dolamite]
Come on over hunnie
And give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
[*kissing Sounds*]
Well what you want baby?
[Baby]
Would you tell me a story?
[Uncle Dolamite]
You want me to tell you a story?
[Baby]
Hell yeah!
[Other Baby]
Me too!
[Uncle Dolamite]
Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
About the bad ass Eazy-E
He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three
Listen and listen well
He's a bad Muthafu-
[Mother]
Gimmie that god damn book!
Here let me read you this one
Chrismas in Compton
It was a silent night, yes a holy night
Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthaf**kin' right?
[Carolers]
Deck the halls with balls of holy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly....
[Eazy-E]
Merry Chrismas muthaf**ka!
[*Gun Shots*]
Merry muthaf**kin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
While I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe
Now dashin' through the snow
In a candy right top 6-4
Over the hills I go
Laughin' at this hoe
Nuts on rich and rings
Makin' me feel right
Oh what fun it is to know
That I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
So ring them bells, ring them bells
Shes takin' it all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way
Hey ring them bells, ring them bells
Shes takin' it all the way
Oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick
Oh yay!
Tis the season to get busy
Compton crime lick
And I'm smokin' on this stick.
[Santa]
Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas
Ho ho.
[Menajahtwa]
I want a slay ride
A cd player
A fifty rum
??? and I'm gonna cum
A VCR ???? some p*rno flicks
Rudolph the red nose reindeer
??? like a everlastin' gobstoper
??? poppa
I dig a ho
Crack a dough
By the nuts oh
???? f**kin' in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
Yeah you know what's up
I said heres some candy canes eat'em up
???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.
[]
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.
[Buck wheat]
Buck wheat is a waskal
That's no Chrismas
And all the toys, boys and girls
F**k ya wishes
I got happy over joy in this muthaf**ka
No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
??? when I was young I was the only kid
Who had enough guts to be
Good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to let america know
That Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
But all the f**kin' bullsh*t got played when I was five
Years oh just stay young, bold datin'
Singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin'
Now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
Uncle Eazy be the ????
Just spread me a leaf
Little kids don't cry
When you find out the Santa Claus is just a f**kin' lye.
[Eazy-E]
On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me
Three pounds of indo
Two birds of cocaine
And a A muthaf**kin' K b*tch.
[]
Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
Show us how you treat those b*tches
I saw mommy f**kin' Eazy-E.
[Eazy-E]
Close the door little b*tch
I'm gettin' these draws.
[]
I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop.
[Eazy-E]
I don't give a f**k
I'm gettin' chrismas caught
Ho ho ho and away I go.
[]
Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a ho
Well wheres this ????
[Eazy-E]
Shut the f**k up b*tches
And go back to sleep.
[]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
Yo black I want a job
??? corn on the cob
But a nigga will eat them chicken, and
Chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
Whos climbin' in my window
Smokin' up indo
My carin' and high make a high know
[*A lot of mumblin'*]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
Yo black I want some cash
So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.
[]
A rump pa pump pump
A rump pa pump pump
[Every One]
Merry Muthaf**kin' Chrismas
Merry Muthaf**kin' Chrismas
Merry Muthaf**kin' Chrismas
And have a f**ked up new year (x4)
[Eazy-E]
You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!
[Mother]
And they all went to prison
And lived f**ked up lives ever after
The End