Wake! Bake! Skate!
I do a bunch of drugs
I'm a fiend and an addict
I'm all messed up, watchin' television static
And I'm gonna try and make it
For another year
Just to hang out with my best friends
And drink a lot of beer
And I'm so fuckin' cheap
(So fuckin' cheap)
And I'm so fuckin' broke
(So fuckin' broke)
And I don't have a job
And I don't have a phone
Don't have a life
And I'm always stoned
Wake! Bake! Skate!
I'm so strung out I can't even see
Shit, it's so hard I can't even breathe
But I gotta for myself
I gotta change this life
I got a guarantee
For a dollar ninety nine
Wake! Bake! Skate!
And I'm so fuckin' cheap
(So fuckin' cheap)
And I'm so fuckin' broke
(So fuckin' broke)
And I don't have a job
And I don't have a phone
Don't have a life
And I'm always stoned
Wake! Bake! Skate!
And I'm so fuckin' cheap
(So fuckin' cheap)
And I'm so fuckin' broke
(So fuckin' broke)
And I don't have a job
And I don't have a phone
Don't have a life
And I'm always stoned
So fuckin' cheap
(So fuckin' cheap)
And I'm so fuckin' broke
(So fuckin' broke)
And I don't have a job
And I don't have a phone
Don't have a life
And I'm always stoned
Wake! Bake! Skate!
And crash!