Mrs. Enthusiasm is my name,
Wearing funky clothing that will put yours to shame
Shopping about eighteen hours a day,
You'll find me in thrift shops and e-bay
Furry coat and plastic skirt and platform boots
Sweetie is my puppy dog-we're in cahoots
Updated at pup dot net today
But all dressed up to come and play in...
Chorus:
F-R-E-E-Z-E-P-O-P
Freezepop forever
F-R-E squared-Z-E-P-O-P
Freezepop forever
F-R-E-E-Z-E-P-O-P
Freezepop forever
F-R-E squared-Z-E-P-O-P
Freezepop forever and ever
Freezepop forever and ever
Freezepop forever and ever
Freezepop forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
The other shanty drink water is me
I was made with all the latest tech-nology
Search for new wave records that are rare
With Fancy ties, eye make-up with shiny hair
Synthesizer playing is my trade
I have the IQ of someone in second grade
I have turned off eighteen hours a day
The other six are spent pretending to play in....
Chorus
The Duke of candied apples is my name
Making lippy beats that will put yours to shame
Female need two countries on pup dot net
One points having pixels friend its what you'll get
Silver slacks, silky shirt, cyber skates
Resonating photon is what I relate
Sleeping about 18 hours a day
Got out of bed to come and play my….
(Robotic): N-Y- (something)-zero
Get out of bed to come and play in x 3
Chorus to end