Merry Merry Merry Frickin' Christmas (Family Values Mix) Song Lyrics
Merry Merry Merry Frickin' Christmas (Family Values Mix) by Frickin A' Schools out, Christmas Break
Home for the holidays meatloaf and fruitcake
Off to grandmas, it’s so boring
Screaming kids and grandpa’s snoring
My aunt margaret’s lost her mind
She’s trippin’ on a train set, have another box of wine
It’s gonna be a merry merry merry frickin’ Christmas
I must be on santa clauses shitlist
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now, I’m sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry merry frickin’ Christmas
Uncle Richard he’s a weirdo
Passing out pictures of himself in a speedo
My cousin’ Ashlee her singing really sucks
Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux
My brother’s wife, is really hot
She pulled me in the bathroom, I hope we don’t get caught
We haven’t even opened our presents yet but now it’s time to start
I’ll fake a smile ‘cause it’s going back to Wal-Mart