Oi, koko hyaku juu do su yo
Sasato deta hou ga iin janai su ka?
Ha? Nani itte ka mattaku wakannee wa
Omae koso mecha kucha bootoo shiten janai ka?
Sauna quizu ja makenee yo
Mondai! Sauna wa nanigo?
Finrandogo. Nanda sono henachoko?
Iku ze kora, mondai! Sauna no kigen wa-
Ni sen nen ijou mae
Nanda omae? Mada mondai no tochuu!
Haha! Hasshou wa Finrando no nai chihou?
Gareria chichou. Mondai!
Atsuku yaketa ishi no ue ni mizu wo kake jouki
Wo hassei saseru Finrando no dentou
Teki na sauna no houhou
Wa nan to iu? That’s rouryu
Mondai! Dewa hou ya, kore wa moto moto nani
Wo suru tame no koya?
Oya? Shiranai to demo omou?
Kotae wa shokuryouchozou to sumooku!
Mondai! Kodate ya manshon
Yotto ya baatou arayuru basho ni aru sauna
Da ga ichiban bikkuri suru basho wa
Kokkai gijidou no naka!
Ichiro to Samatoki nausa de zuiqu
Doko made mo iku, mun mun mun!
Pekereba heru, pinpon demo mata heru
Hyaku juu do no jouki wo bun bun bun!
Nobasete furatsuite suchiimu ni te ga fure
Acchicchi chekecheke racho
Odore ya hippu hoppu de rappu
DJ kokko sutta mon da!
Mada mada! Yase gaman sunna!
Mada mada! Kitsusou su yo!
Mondai! Go hyaku yon juu man nin no Finrando
Jin ga douji ni haireru hodo
Sonzai suru sauna no kazu wa nan to suitei nanko?
Ni-sanbyaku man ko
Mondai! Natsu wa mizuumi ni JUST tobikomi
Fuyu wa yuki no ue wo korogattari
Touketsu shita mizuumi wo watte
Tsukutta ana ni haittari suru
Hanpa nai! Sauna no ato no koui wo nan to iu?
Kuuringu! Mondai! Finrando de wa nani mo shitakunee
Toki ni tsukawareru hyougen
Sauna yaru keinen to wa ittai dou iu imi?
Sauna no ato!
Mondai! Shirakaba no eda wo tabaneta
Mono de karada wo tataku masaaji to wa?
Kekkou sokushin sakkin hoshitsu sayou no kouka
Bihita!
Ichiro to Samatoki nausa de zuiqu
Doko made mo iku, mun mun mun!
Pekereba heru, pinpon demo mata heru
Hyaku juu do no jouki wo bun bun bun!
Nobasete furatsuite suchiimu ni te ga fure
Acchicchi chekecheke racho
Odore ya hippu hoppu de rappu
DJ kokko sutta mon da!
Mada mada mada!
Oi oi, omae jibun no ase de obore chimaun ja nee ka?
Mada Mada Mada!
Uwah! Chotto meii chatte masu kedo!
Sosoro gibu appu shiro boke ah
Omae no ritaia mitodokete yaritai ya
Me no mae ga furafura ni juu ni mieru
Doko made mo iku kikansha no RAIL
Ah ah haraetta
Mizu nomitee, mizu nomitee
Koitsu nande konna ni kuwashiin da yo?
Hayaku mizuburo ni tobikomitee kedo
Oh- Mada mada mada!
Ichiro to Samatoki nausa de zuiqu
Doko made mo iku, mun mun mun!
Pekereba heru, pinpon demo mata heru
Hyaku juu do no jouki wo bun bun bun!
Nobasete furatsuite suchiimu ni te ga fure
Acchicchi chekecheke racho
Odore ya hippu hoppu de rappu
DJ kokko sutta mon da!
Ichiro to Samatoki nausa de zuiqu
Doko made mo iku, mun mun mun!
Pekereba heru, pinpon demo mata heru
Hyaku juu do no jouki wo bun bun bun!
Nobasete furatsuite suchiimu ni te ga fure
Acchicchi chekecheke racho
Odore ya hippu hoppu de rappu
DJ kokko sutta mon da!
Teka, temee nande konna toko niindayo!
Nanishi ni kitandayo!
Iya, koko doko dato omottenda?
Sauna ni kimatten daro!
(Aa, so) tsuka ozen muri sunna
Damatte shita no kata ni suwattoki
Temee koso suwaru toko machigatten janee no ka?
Ue wa sauna no joukyushamukeda yo!
Aa!? Aa? Atama kurakura shi chatten janee no?
Hayaku dero!
Uruse na koko wa gaki ga kuru toko janeen dayo!
Urusettenda! Omae ga hayaku dero yo, ora!
Bihita Sun natte! Ita! Yamero!
Cho, oi aa mo, rouryu! Hissatsu rouryu!
Ee? Abune! Oi! Ah