Video No Mans Sky Rap Review de Jakey 2024 Lyrics Lyrics

Jakey - No Mans Sky Rap Review Lyrics

[Chorus]
It's a game about space so I was in to it
I wanna go up there since a little kid
I wanna travel to distant planets
Ditch earth bitches like Bridget and Janet

They've been screaming on my front page
Jakey it's the next step for vidya games
So you know I had to go and play it
And god bless America
Since they all hyped this shit to the ceiling fan

[Verse 1]
I can't seem to make up my mind
Probably because on the one side
This game is euphoric in space
And the first couple hours I played it were great
Then I realised where the game is lacking
There ain't anything to do but stare at pterodactyls
I ain't saying that the exploration isn't dope
I'm just tired of the isotopes
No Man's Sky has potential but it's locked up (bang)

[Pre-Chorus]
If you're not about the journey
Then you should probably worry
And stay away
From this game


But if adventure's callin
Wait until it's not 60 dollars
Cause me and you both know
That's a lot of money

[Chorus]
It's a game about space so I was in to it
I wanna go up there since a little kid
I wanna travel to distant planets
Ditch earth bitches like Bridget and Janet

They've been screaming on my front page
Jakey it's the next step for vidya games
So you know I had to go and play it
And god bless America
Since they all hyped this shit to the ceiling fan

[Verse 2]
Imma break down everything that it does right
Because in some ways it really met the hype
Like the scale and the art of the planets can look so good
Like good god dammit

Everything is truly random and unique
You never know exactly what your peeping peeper's gonna peep
A little creek, a giant mountain or a little Meryl Streep that's blazing
And brief exposition on some aliens


Unfortunately there's just not a lot to do
Like playing tourist can be fun for like a minute, maybe two
But there's just not a lot of ways to interact with the world
Except capture the squirls
Or trade snacks with the girls

I just wished that these worlds were more like little playgrounds
More creative input from the player just to play around
I ain't asking for this game to be another Minecraft
But as of now the gameplay is like a mineshaft

I pray to god they update it and add some shit to do
The concept is amazing and the gameplay could be too
Because they're a small studio doesn't mean they shouldn't be criticized when the game costs 60 D's
It's so obscene and it's unfair to make promises you can't keep
Your promised Tommy Boy but we got another black sheep

I hope you and Sony lose sleep with thick pockets
Bring your price down cause it's obnoxious

[Pre-Chorus]
If you're not about the journey
Then you should probably worry
And stay away
From this game


But if adventure's callin
Wait until it's not 60 dollars
Cause me and you both know
That's a lot of money