Suzy the Cow doesnt frown
She keeps it together alright
Even though she wants to cry
Wants to feel satisfied
As the tears start to slide
Down cheeks of black and white
Shes had a false smile tacked on her face
Ever since that dreadful day
When she broke it off
Oh Llama Lamar, if you only knew
How much she misses you
Just call her up to share a little joke
You fool
You ever stop to think that shes not a bitch?
Life aint so simple yknow
Maybe its circumstance; its time again
For romance, she needs your romance
She downs the hooch after dark
Shes been fucking some goateed shark
All she wants is that damn llama
She wants this to be a comma
A little ripple of nasty drama;
Just hope theres not much trauma
Shes sick of all these sad songs singing her life
Of all this useless shit advice
Shes heard it all more than twice
Oh Llama Lamar, if you only knew
How much she thinks of you
Cmon and break that vow; call the cow
You fool
You ever stop to think that shes not a bitch?
Life aint so simple yknow
Maybe its circumstance; its time again
For romance, she needs your romance