Please Take Your Drunken Fifteen Year Old Girlfriend Home Song Lyrics
Please Take Your Drunken Fifteen Year Old Girlfriend Home by Jimmy Buffett Please take your girlfriend home
Sheâs only 15 she shouldnât be back here alone
Iâm horny and my mind begins to roam
So Please take your drunken 15 year old girlfriend home
She found mamaâs Quaalude script
Took a few just right before the show
Sheâs no beer drinker
She used the bathroom 15 times I know
Overtures were rather crude
Her boyfriend he was more than rude to me
Iâm twenty-eight and I donât date
But i can still meet fancy women just for free
Please take your girlfriend home
Sheâs only 15 she shouldnât be back here alone
Iâm horny and my mind begins to roam
So Please take your drunken 15 year old girlfriend home
Said our show was rather dull
She liked Jethro Tull more then she liked us
Said a cab costs twenty bucks
I gave her thirty cents to ride the bus
Then she hit me with a line
Something with which I could not agree
When she said she dug the harmonica player
A whole lot more then she really dug me
Please take your girlfriend home
Sheâs only 15 she shouldnât be back here alone
Iâm horny and my mind begins to roam
So Please take your drunken 15 year old girlfriend home