Video Do You Wanna Play Restaurant de John Mulaney 2025 Country Lyrics

John Mulaney - Do You Wanna Play Restaurant Lyrics

[SURI]
I want to play Restaurant
Would you like to play Restaurant?
Oh, won't you play Restaurant with me?

[JOHN MULANEY]
I've never played Restaurant

[SURI]
Oh, please play restaurant

[JOHN MULANEY]
Okay, I'll play Restaurant with you

[JOHN MULANEY, spoken]
Hi
May I eat dinner at your restaurant?

[SURI, spoken]
I'm sorry
We are closed for a private event

[JOHN MULANEY, spoken]
Oh, but the woman said—

[SURI, spoken]
We are closed for a private event
It says on our website to always call as we do close for larger parties

[JOHN MULANEY, spoken]
Uh, could I order like an entrée or—

[SURI, spoken]
Sir, we are closed!

[JOHN MULANEY, spoken]
Okay
Sorry
Uh, we will call ahead the next time
Okay